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Umut is a 30 year old guy from Istanbul, Turkey.
Likes 81 pages, 8 videos, 5 photos27 fans • Received 5 reviews
Member since Mar 11, 2008
This pilot is out on a mission: To reach 500 fans without displaying a single nipple... in his own silly way.

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INTERGALACTIC GIANT SPOTTED! UFOs... you dismissed them! Aliens... you made a mockery of them! How about a giant...
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KHALED! UP, UP, AND AWAY! Khaled Al Chatapat! Take this name down. Within five to ten years, this man will be known as...
KHALED! UP, UP, AND AWAY! ...
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FLIGHT! No machines, no fuel, pure willpower. Possible? "Yes!" says Orvilbur Wright, an aspiring scientist on...
FLIGHT! No machines, no fuel,...
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PILOT GONE RIOT! Strange what a little little fly can do. Especially when there's short temper involved. Mitch...
PILOT GONE RIOT! Strange what a...
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At first There was cold space, Nothing more than nothingness. Then love Embarked me upon your shores. ...
At first There was...
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Oh joy The love you bring You make me sing Oh joy In everything In everything Everything Lyrics...
Oh joy The love you bring ...
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Dunyaya bedel fotograflar vardir, benim icin bu da onlardan biri... ve iste hatirlattiklari :) Anilari...
Dunyaya bedel fotograflar vardir,...
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Annesi Alman, babasi Turk bi cocuk vardi sonra, ismi Attila (nedense Atilla diil), kendisi de annesi gibi telaffuz ederdi Turkce'yi:...
Annesi Alman, babasi Turk bi cocuk vardi sonra,...
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Mert vardi, o donem uzay cagi icadi gibi gorunen Gamewatch'lar cikmisti, Mert'inkinde usanmadan Temel Reis oynardik... Bi de plastik bi...
Mert vardi, o donem uzay cagi icadi gibi...
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The power of the sun, it keeps us moving on Spinning ever faster Lyrics from "Power of the Sun" by Bruce...
The power of the sun, it keeps...
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CAPTION OF THE WEEK "Noo, you can't not defeating Amerika by guns and bullet. You defeating them by miiind! I...
CAPTION OF THE WEEK ...
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Ah, excuse me mister, Do you have the time? Or are you so important That it stands still for you? Excuse me...
Ah, excuse me mister, Do you...
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I'm a shockwave and I don't need anyone I'll follow my ways 'til the day I die Lyrics from "Shockwave" by...
I'm a shockwave and I don't...
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na-ah, no lyrics this time, the photograph speaks for itself.
na-ah, no lyrics this time,...
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Du bist der Song der mich durchdringt Der mein Herz zum rasen bringt Hast mein Leben auf den Kopf gestellt Du...
Du bist der Song der mich...
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Mom told me I have her pretty eyes. Mom told me I'd be a butterfly. Mom told me of angels in the sky, Mom told me...
Mom told me I have her pretty...
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Time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down till the end of the day; The...
Time is a valuable thing, ...
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War is so strange. It brings out the beast within humans, makes monsters out of men. Yet at the same time, it moulds separate...
War is so strange. It brings out the...
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Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and...
Alone. Yes, that's the key...
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Guillermo Vargas Habacuc The bastard is an "artist" who killed a dog in his "exhibition". He tied the poor creature to a...
Guillermo Vargas Habacuc The...
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Is there something after you, Something after you? Is there something after you? Will it get you? Can you feel...
Is there something after you,...
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